Got very sunburnt in the garden yesterday âïļ. Luckily I didn't burn the monster, but I might pretend I did by slathering it in aftersun ð. Any excuse hey âððĶð
2021-04-26 17:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostAnother cum shot to round off the week ðĶðĶðĶð
2021-04-25 19:27:31 +0000 UTC View PostMore cum fun for you all âððĶð
2021-04-24 19:25:32 +0000 UTC View PostI know summer's officially coming when I start to turn pink and white like a nougat bar ð. I'd love a nice all over tan but I'm just happy not to be translucent ðĪĢ
2021-04-22 17:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to suck it like a Lidl bakery toffee yum-yum? ðĪĢ My new fave snack, fyi ð
2021-04-21 16:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnother big cum shot for your collections ðâððĶ
2021-04-20 16:17:42 +0000 UTC View PostShiny, well oiled helmet v2 ð. Was it lovely and sunny today where you all are too? âïļð
2021-04-19 18:26:46 +0000 UTC View PostI have a few different lubes to choose from but sometimes I like a few drops of good old baby oil for a nice, shiny helmet ðĪĢâððĶð
2021-04-18 18:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostWho's coming to join me in my bed? ðð I mean for a nap, obviously ðĪĢ
2021-04-17 15:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostCum, glorious cum ðâððĶ
2021-04-16 10:49:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnother lovely, sunny day here âïļ. Cons ð = Every Tom, Dick & Harry have descended on the town centre. Pros ð = Men in shorts and t-shirts ðĨģ. "Sun's out, guns out" ðŠðžð
2021-04-15 17:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops, one cookie turned into two, and two turned into three - and so on and so forth. Just call me the cookie monster ðŠð. Good job my USP is my cock and not my (nonexistent) abs ðĪĢ. How are we all today? ð
2021-04-14 18:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhilst I hand on heart have never, ever watched a single episode of Love Island in my life on account of it being trash... I saw Connagh Howard on my walk through town today, and what a tall glass of water that man is ðĪĪâððĶ
2021-04-13 17:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostYes, yes I am wearing reindeer socks in April ðĪĢ. I guess it makes me an all year round ho, ho, ho âððĶðĪŠ
2021-04-12 18:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostSunday roast, peanut butter Snickers, and a wank - happy days âðð
2021-04-11 18:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey do say "When it rains, it pours". Who wants to get wet? ððžââïļâðâïļðĶ
2021-04-10 15:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostLet's start the weekend early with a sweet, sticky treat ððĶ. Disclaimer: May contain (LOTS) of cum ðĶðĶðĶ
2021-04-09 09:41:19 +0000 UTC View PostPre cum for days âððĶ nature's lube ð
2021-04-08 17:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening all ð here's another addition to the wank bank for you to peruse at your leisure âððĪŠ
2021-04-07 18:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostWho's going to hop on and ride it like a bucking bronco? ðððĪŠ
2021-04-06 18:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood, natural lighting today IMO ððŧâïļâððĶ
2021-04-05 17:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostRaise your hand if you too have been eating your body weight in chocolate today in the name of Easter ððžââïļ. This is a judgement free zone ðŦ
2021-04-04 20:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostVery very horny today âðâĪïļ
2021-04-03 19:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostTook a well needed break from my chocolate eating earlier to have a good, long wanking session. Happy Easter weekend all ðĨģððŦâððĶâĪïļ
2021-04-02 20:21:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a bank holiday weekend ðĨģðĪŠððŧ Let's blow our loads for Good Friday âððĶ
2021-04-01 19:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostAnother quick question ðĪĢ ... What countries are you all from? I know I've got Brits and Americans. Are any of you from any exotic places? Not that I can travel from plague Island for the foreseeable anyway ð
2021-03-30 16:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
