Good morning! Can I sit on ur face
Good morning! Can I sit on ur face
2022-08-13 08:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Can I sit on ur face
2022-08-13 08:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostI go on tinder and realize I’d rather talk to you
2022-08-13 00:56:08 +0000 UTC View PostI had this patient with 3 kids and she was beautiful af, and her kids were beautiful af. I have one kid and look at my body 🫠
2022-08-11 19:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe government says I’m moderately obese tyvm
2022-08-11 18:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever the nip is hard, we must take pictures
2022-08-11 08:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostOk so I’m watching Berlin Syndrome and the guy that won’t let this girl leave is half listening to her story about cicadas. & now she’s trying to mimick cicada sounds. MISS, cicdadas sound like airplanes. anyways he’s like “lemme just give u a dog even tho you’re not allowed to leave” Merry Christmas
2022-08-10 13:34:14 +0000 UTC View PostMe: scared I’m gonna lose my job Also me: I’m the best, they would never fire me 😭😭😭
2022-08-09 13:15:53 +0000 UTC View PostImpulse purchase Edit; yo, I don’t even like this. Who would let me send this to them? Tip if you’re interested 🤣Also idk how to clean this LOL I just wanted to smack it but its not that satisfying. I need a real person.
2022-08-08 22:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostYa’ll my grandma gave me her blessing to get with doctors. THX GRANDMA, now we wait.
2022-08-08 11:53:40 +0000 UTC View PostYa bitch loves thunderstorms 🥹
2022-08-08 00:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostI been without a man for a few months and I had my ex over the other day, He killed a bug for me & im like 🫠 he’s so good to me
2022-08-08 00:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostAny one ever watch a Serbian Film?? My friend showed it to me when I was pregnant and you can prolly tell what scene I’m thinking of:
2022-08-07 21:43:15 +0000 UTC View Post