I just wanna nap but I can't nap cause I always got things I'm thinking about and I also feel guilty if I waste days not working and oh my god someone just hit me over the head with a shovel fuck my life I just want to nap whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2020-11-23 19:21:18 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all I'm likely to spend some time napping today cause really I got like 4 hours of total sleep last night and I kinda just wanna die so I think I'm going to actually take today to chill and hopefully get some nappin's in.
With that said I'm just gonna get my shill clip out now. Don't really wanna make myself interact and have my interactions feel all fakey so I'mma just tell it like it is and let y'all know that I just don't feel like it ya dig?
Cool. Anyway it's an anal clip. The bigger Chance up my butt. It's not exactly painal but there's pain. But also pleasure. And big things up my butt. Anyway just a small clip.
Much love OnlyFam
2020-11-23 17:28:23 +0000 UTC
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I slept like ASS god damn I'm tired as fuck what the fuck body just sleep like a normal person you piece of shit
Anyway good morning kill me pls
2020-11-23 16:59:37 +0000 UTC
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Alright it is time for me to unleash this new video upon you all.
Let me go ahead and put a disclaimer
It is a messy, MESSY, -MESSY- deepthroat video. Like so messy I wear goggles for it. I gotta wear GOGGLES to protect me EYES cause of how MESSY THIS SHIT GETS.
I'm talking more spit than the Mesopotamian Rivers. More cum than Niagara Falls. It's just a display of deepthroat skill on a massive realistic dildo and than just some extreme messy stuff at the end.
Like you know that scene in The Transporter where Jason Stathom gets covered in oil for some reason? It's like that. But on my face.
So I don the Goggles to complete the Mad Sex Scientist look and get down to the cum extraction. I'm really not sure how else to describe it.
So yeah. If you like messy, cum lubey, spitty stuff then I'm sure you'll like this.
Same thing comin' to yo DMs
2020-11-22 18:41:44 +0000 UTC
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Good morrrninnngggg!
Hope everyone had a good Saturday and I hope Sunday is gonna go well for y'all. Got that one vid I mentioned where I wear Goggles and look like I'm Dr. Frankenstein doing some weird sexual shit to shill later today. It's a deepthroat vid so I compensate by doing ass picture.
2020-11-22 16:12:31 +0000 UTC
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Before the fights start and I'm basically engrossed and dead to the world for hours I'm gonna shill a new anal clip. Just a short clip of me using my Bad Dragon Chance but it also features an anal creampie! Booty hole showing, booty hole fucking, etc etc. Plus ya know the messy aftermath of it all. Not THAT kinda messy. Cum lube messy. So if you want it it's here not sure if you're gonna fap before or after the punching starts but if you do it during you'll have earned my respect.
Also gonna be creampieing your inbox.
2020-11-21 19:44:00 +0000 UTC
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But alas it's the weekend have some nudity
2020-11-21 16:50:36 +0000 UTC
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GOOD MORNING ONLYFANS
IT'S PUNCHY PUNCHY DAY
tbh I'm not too excited for any of these fights. We all know Shevchenko is gonna put a new murder on her list.
But anyway my predictions
Figueiredo > Perez - I don't really care about this one
Shevchenko > Maia - It's gonna be a murder
Perry > Means - kinda up in the air. Perry came in super over the limit so you'd think he'd have an advantage but he was talking about how hard the weight cut has been so who knows. Still. Gotta give it to the wonkiest motherfucker in the UFC.
Calvillo > Chookagian - I'm least confident about this one but my heart says Calvillo
Royval > Moreno
And hopefully Buckley lives up after that HYPE AS FUCK KO last time.
2020-11-21 16:45:39 +0000 UTC
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Team Throat
Will you be able to come back? I'm not sure. It's a pretty big differential right now. But if Team Throat gets closer I'll give y'all a lil sumthin' sumthin' kay?
Okay. Anyway the competition keeps going and I'm gonna extend the time to a guaranteed 30 minute video and will add one "pie" (throatpie or anal creampie) to the reward as well for the winner.
Might add more pies too. Not sure yet but I wanna figure out some other stuff to add.
2020-11-20 23:02:04 +0000 UTC
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I just did a video where I wear goggles. So I look like a scantily dressed, cum obsessed mad scientist. It was interesting. But anyway I'm gonna shill a lil' deepthroat clip. It's with my Bad Dragon Chance and it's a short but very messy in the face clip. Talking tears, running mascara, etc. Some of you I know are gonna be super into that cause you're sick and horrible and you like seeing me suffer. Show off my neck a bunch too so you can see it distend and other stuff like that.
So yeah. Messy face, bulged throat, teary eyed Kay.
btw if you buy this I'm gonna write your name on a list and that list will be of people who like seeing me suffer so I know who to haunt in the afterlife.
Also available in your DMs if that's your thing.
2020-11-20 21:12:43 +0000 UTC
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Good morning my favorite little shits
2020-11-20 16:14:26 +0000 UTC
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ilu guys <3
2020-11-20 01:46:55 +0000 UTC
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Frack I think I did another friction burn on my throat. Owwie. Anyway I got an old shill today.
I'm gonna be shilling this again. Maybe to perk up Team Throat. But Team Ass is pretty far ahead at the moment.
But anyway to the main point:
"Schoolgirl Multiple Extreme Throatpies"
I deepthroat dildos in a schoolgirl outfit. It was originally made for a Back To School contest on MV. I tried to channel my inner Britney Spears and make a porny/deepthroaty spinoff of the lyrics to Oops I Did It Again but it's just not coming to me. Probably cause swallowing hurts right now.
So instead you'll just get my normal non lyrical words.
KAYLA MAKE DILDO DISAPPEAR WHILE SKIRT
KAYLA MAKE DILDO GO SPLISH SPLASH WHILE EATEN
KAYLA DO IT MANY TIME
KAYLA DO KAYLA BEST
Thank you thank you. I tried my best.
Comin' to your DMs from your favorite PM, Prime Ministress Kayla.
2020-11-19 21:52:20 +0000 UTC
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Papa Johns > Pizza Hut > Dominos. This is the correct order. Don't @ me.
2020-11-19 21:00:50 +0000 UTC
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Say Goodbye to the purple soon folks. It's faded enough and I'mma take it out. Blonde for a bit and then we'll see.
So I think I've decided I'll be skipping the MV December contest. It's gonna suck financially but I won't have the stress so that's cool.
I do want to do something again for charity though. Coronavirus is rampaging and a lot of people are gonna be losing extended benefits soon. I've seen videos and pictures of just enormous wait times at local food shelters and I wanna do something to help. So I think I'm gonna make my December tip thingy for charity. Food scarcity is literally something that makes me cry. So I might make my next hair color something to do with that. Not sure yet.
Anyway I have dildos to throat. Just wanted to get that thought out there.
2020-11-19 19:18:16 +0000 UTC
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Good morning friendos!
Team Ass took an EVEN BIGGER lead. Team Throat looking a bit beat up at the moment. But that's okay. I gotchu Team Throat. Still gonna getchu a throat clip because ilu.
2020-11-19 17:33:11 +0000 UTC
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Alright Team Throat. You're behind about $180. I have two deepthroat clips. One is a bit more hardcore than the other.
Now if you overtake by this time tomorrow Team Throat shall get both and Team Ass shall get the less hardcore one. If the lead just is too big both teams will get the less hardcore one.
If Team Ass holds onto their lead I will include a bit of very big dildo attempts/painal in their video. That way there's a bit of incentive for both!
Neutral Team Titties for the picture
2020-11-19 01:14:49 +0000 UTC
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Team Ass received this earlier so if you've voted Team Ass DON'T BUY THIS CAUSE YOU ALREADY GOTS IT YO
Anyway it's a little clip where I put some plugs in my butt and also do some anal beads which I never do so if you like that kinda thing you're in luck I can't type too much cause I'm making food and if I stay too long it'll burn ahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
2020-11-19 00:13:37 +0000 UTC
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Good morning friendos! Ass is still beating Throat as of this morning!
But I am up and it is time for me to get ready to film. Happy Hump Day and remember to wash behind your ears.
2020-11-18 16:13:48 +0000 UTC
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Before I bounce out of OnlyFans for the night I just wanna say I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all for the support. Like forreal forreal. Know that you make a big difference in my life.
2020-11-18 03:10:39 +0000 UTC
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I call this fundrasier #titsoutfortesla
I was actually just trying to figure out how it works
2020-11-18 01:45:08 +0000 UTC
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Drinkdrankdrunkdrinkdrankdrunkdrinkdrankdrunk
It's drink night so everyone have a shot for me okay? Okay cool.
2020-11-18 01:26:40 +0000 UTC
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After all this competition between Ass and Throat, Pussy was feeling a bit left out. She doesn't want y'all to forget she can do somewhat impressive things to. So here's her highlighting the fact that she may want to take on the winner in the future by using the new Bad Dragon Nova and doing a creampie with it as well in this lil clippy dippy.
2020-11-17 21:36:51 +0000 UTC
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Booty booty booty butt
2020-11-17 19:03:05 +0000 UTC
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GOOD MORNING! It is filming day. Team Ass is still in a lead and I'm not sure if Throat will overtake them at this rate! So to reward Team Ass I'll be filming a little clip for them and they'll get it tomorrow :)
Team Throat I still believe in ya though.
2020-11-17 17:21:10 +0000 UTC
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Hmm. I honestly thought Team Throat would have had the early lead tbh. Looks like y'all are forgetting what the Throat can do. So I'm gonna release this one before the other one to give you a refresher. Here is just a SAMPLE of the throats powers. Y'all be sleepin' on it. While I know people be digging the anal stuff lately, you'd probably get extra impressive stuff with the throat being the winner. Who knows maybe I'll try and do some new, extreme things
But yes. Here's me showing off my deepthroat prowess.
2020-11-16 21:29:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey Team Throat!
Ass has a message for you
2020-11-16 20:52:58 +0000 UTC
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Round 1 of 15 is over and the challenger Ass has come out swinging. Is this gonna be an early KO? Will this be the upset of the century? Will Throat concede after the vicious beating? But the reigning champ Throat doesn't throw in the towel. Throat won't just give up, now will she? No they won't. What's gonna happen on the next episode of KAYLA BALL Z
2020-11-16 16:56:20 +0000 UTC
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Good morning!
Team Ass has held onto their lead so they shall steal the guaranteed 2 Bad Dragons used in the video. The video is also moving on up in time to 25 minutes.
I'll be releasing a new video later today too. And uhh...I dunno what else. It's fucking cold. Fucking Texas and it's weather.
2020-11-16 16:06:10 +0000 UTC
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I'mma take a chill for the rest of the day but I think this would be fun. I'll do this for both sides when one side is down compared to the other.
Team Throat is down. If Team Throat ends up pulling ahead I'll guarantee at least 2 of the larger Bad Dragons will be used.
I'll try and entice both sides by adding things to their respective video when/if they fall behind.
2020-11-15 23:24:08 +0000 UTC
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