

I've not been able to leave the country for years what with being a wanted criminal and then a convicted one 🤣 but I'm going to Amsterdam soon and I cannot fucking wait. I'm going to INDULGE in the best food, bevs and buy myself some cute clothes eeeeeee. I want spa days, cute walks, a rendezvous and maybe I'll stumble into the love of my life. Dutch men are the best.