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Pussy DiggersAs one of the biggest clubs in Europe, we of co..

Pussy Diggers

As one of the biggest clubs in Europe, we of course have many regular clients. I’m talking about the guys who come at least once a week — that’s just normal. But then, there’s this very specific and funny group of clients.

They call themselves the "Pussy Diggers."

Technically, they’re not even a real group — they don’t know each other personally. They’re anonymous members of a secret internet forum. You need special access to join that forum, but of course, it wasn’t a problem for us to get our hands on a login. Over the years, we — the managers (and even the girls) — have had so much fun reading that forum. (And of course, there is a international version of it, which I find interesting as well)

These guys basically write reviews about every single sex worker in the country. It’s ridiculous. For them, coming to our club and having sex with our girls isn’t even a hobby anymore — it’s practically a full-time job. Honestly, I’m not even sure they enjoy it.

A typical guy from this forum visits us around 3-4 times a week, always scanning the lineup for new girls. The moment they spot someone new, they immediately pay for her services. And then, as soon as possible, they write an extremely detailed review on the forum.

Reading those reviews is pure entertainment. They literally describe the girls and their services the way someone would review a car — talking about features, age, experience, appearance, performance, conditions, pricing, longevity, and so on. Most of the time, they’re super critical too. These guys expect some kind of porn star performance combined with the perfect girlfriend experience — all for a bargain price — and they’re always shocked when reality doesn’t match their fantasy.

What makes it even funnier is that these reviews are meant to be serious, but I just can’t help laughing every time I read them. And the best part? We know exactly who these guys are (we even know their forum nicknames), but they have no clue who the others are — and they definitely have no idea that we’re in on the whole thing. It’s just ridiculous.

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